It wouldn't be cool to be toliet paper

Today, Jack said to me (after going to the bathroom): It wouldn't be cool to be toliet paper. Toliet paper can't talk.

Yes, only a chatterbox like our Jack would decide that one of the most offensive things about being toliet paper would be the inability to talk.

Sometimes, I must admit, I just don't know how to answer the great musings of these children. "Yes, Jack, you're right. I don't think it would be very cool to be toliet paper." Hmmm...